My friends call me Ssagala, my enemies call me Godfrey and my ex’s call me that little Ugandan *&@#.

I am twenty-nine years old, and seeing as I survived two decades of schooling, a decade of church and eight years of Bush, I intend to remain twenty-nine indefinitely.

I am passionate about music, technology and the greatest football club in the world, Arsenal FC. To pass the time until my next twenty-ninth birthday, I do a little (sub-par) writing; I produce music, mainly in the music-only-my-mother-seems-to-enjoy genre; and I dj the occasional party.

I am single; I have no kids (touch wood), and the quality I value most in a partner is low expectations. (Form an orderly line here, ladies… no pushing).

If you wish to know more (masochist, maybe?) send me an email: ssagala at gmail dot com. Keep it short.

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